On mustaches.
While browsing through the archives of The Sneeze, I came across this gem in an interview with Adam Savage of Mythbusters:
Well, I wouldn’t be crass enough to ask if Jamie is gay… but luckily a number of Sneeze readers asked me to ask you. So… umm… what’s Jamie’s deal?
Jamie has been married to a wonderful woman for nearly 20 years now. They met when he owned a sailboat diving charter business in the Virgin Islands.
Does he mind that people are often curious about his orientation?
When the show first started airing, Jamie and I both got a lot of gay fan mail. He got a little upset at first, and his wife pointed out “Jamie, take the compliment! Someone thinks you’re really hot! It’s okay if it’s a man.” And he was cool with that, and relaxed about it.
At some point in there, he got an email that said “I want to suck that mustache right off your face!” (LAUGHING)
“I want to suck that mustache right off your face” is, of course, the greatest pickup line of all time. Unquestionably. Almost makes me wish I had a mustache myself.