The internet entrepreneur.

Stop the presses: I have made money on the internet.

My Project Wonderful ads over on the sidebar have earned me $10.02 over the course of nineteen months. That’s enough for me to withdraw the credits from my account and convert ‘em into cold, hard cash. Cash with which I can go across the street and buy a delicious cheeseburger.

For the sake of comparison, I earned $10.30 in my two years with Google AdSense. Google won’t pay out until you’ve made $100, though, so that’s not much help to me. Nothing like a steady paycheck that comes every twenty years.

So: thanks to everyone who, for some reason, still visits this site. I dedicate the cheeseburger I plan to buy with my winnings to you.