Asshole footprint.

Vanity Fair brings the funny with a test to determine your asshole footprint:

For ages 14–25
1. Do you refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as “smokin’ hot”?
2. Do you leave vitriolic comments in the “Comments” sections of blogs and Web sites, even if you’re commenting on something innocuous, such as an old Linkin Park video?
2a. When leaving such comments, do you use such rote Internet pejoratives as “asshat,” “douchebag,” and “‘tard”?
3. Are you convinced that it’s only a matter of time before the world recognizes you as the next Andy Samberg?
4. Do you write a dating column for your school paper or local weekly?
5. When you are being photographed, do you flash gang signs?
6. Are your birthday parties televised?
7. Is your name Skylar, Tyler, Taylor, Cat, Bryce, Morgan, Brandon, Braden, Hayden, Jaden, Brianna, or Keegan?

I’m pretty sure I know a few people who fit at least five of those.